WORLD WAR III
IN THE PLANNING STAGES
Former President Bush and VP Cheney are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman,
'Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?'
The bartender says,
'Yep, that's them.'
So the guy walks over and says,
'Wow, this is a real honour!
What are you guys doing in here?'
'We're planning WW III.'
The guy says, 'Really?
What's going to happen?'
'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'
The guy exclaimed,
'A blonde with big tits?
Why kill a blonde with big tits?'
Cheney turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you,
no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.